how come Nidorina and Nidoqueen can’t breed but Nidoran F can?

TRACK NAME: Surf
ALBUM TITLE: Pokémon Red, Blue, & Yellow Versions
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pokemongamemusic:

Surf 
Pokémon Red, Blue, & Yellow Versions 

babybeeth:

raikissu:

lavender-ice:

sagiso:

sycophantism:

drunkenfist:

I’d play it

omfg yes

dear sweet lord jesus yes

now

i’d play the fuck out of that game

id play this game until i died

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kitokatmh:

bowerstone-market:

thenextdragonborn:

ohlookalamppost:

eziohotpantsauditore:

itsjeremiah:

When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan, there was an odd phenomenon between children ages 7-12, particularly in those using headphones to listen to the sound effects. Increase of nosebleeds, irritability, insomnia, and addiction to the game, playing for hours and hours on end and crying to the point of vomiting when the opportunity was taken away.

Roughly 70% of these cases ended in suicide.

In almost every case of the aforementioned symptoms, despite gameplay time recorded to the limit of the internal clock, the game had not progressed further than “Lavender Town”.

A closer analysis of the game revealed a tone in the audio of the music for “Lavender Town” at a pitch undetectable by fully developed human ear drums. Within weeks every unsold copy of the “first edition” the game were recalled silently and the game was re-released with re-mastered audio for “Lavender Town”.

The widely known version is said to be missing three extra tones, as well as the unique, binaural tone of the first edition, although this is unconfirmed due to the rarity of working first edition copies; in the known few that remain, the internal clock and ‘battery save’ have all timed out and ceased function, and in many cases the game will freeze upon entering any battle.

The audio post above is the original file that was heard by these children.

I just… felt sick… and started chewing my nails… Fuq.

What the fuck. Ears went like MRRRRRRH. And my head was like ow stop.

Holy fuckery. WITCHCRAFT

I…actually feel relaxed.

Ah, this is great.

I couldn’t actually bring myself to move while listening to it, and it was making my ears hurt like hell and I felt sick… I’m even more scared of Lavender Town than I used to be…

I’m not sure if I’m too old to hear it properly, but it still made me feel a bit weird…

Excuse me, but this is entirely bullshit. It’s creepy pasta folks. There has never been a beta Red/Green released. All versions of Lavender Town are the same. Doesn’t matter if it’s a 1.0 cartridge or a 1.1 cartridge. There is no factual evidence of this - any post similar to this one comes straight off of message boards and the like; it’s all made-up.

Any side effects you feel is yourself believing things that aren’t real. =/

Sorry that sounds harsh, but don’t believe the first things you hear.