We have all the fictional facts to prove [that video games are evil].
FOR EXAMPLE: Did you know that video games are the number one cause of…
THAT’S RIGHT HITLER BABIES! What is a Hitler baby? I don’t know!
But look at it!
Hitler babies… SO MANY HITLER BABIES!
-Xanauzumaki advocates for the Virtuous Anti Gaming Institution of North America
(I own nothing!)